Segmeowtation Fault (seg-mēau'-tā-shən fôlt)
n. 1. The inevitable error caused by a cat walking across a keyboard.
2. Occasional musings, rants, and cats from a Midwestern engineer's desk.
Speaking of corporate web sites, a company I once worked required the answers to security questions be a minimum of 8 characters. For most people those were very hard questions to answer, unless your favorite color was chartreuse.
Enjoy some comics better than mine: BOASAS, Diesel Sweeties, Doctor Cat, Doodle for Food, The Oatmeal, xkcd