Segmeowtation Fault (seg-mēau'-tā-shən fôlt)
n. 1. The inevitable error caused by a cat walking across a keyboard.
2. Occasional musings, rants, and cats from a Midwestern engineer's desk.
The problem is I don't always know what I'm saying, although one time I asked "Where are my keys?" and I swear she said "My don't mow."